Jargon bothers me.
What is your DNS server setting? I didn’t even know I had a DNS server, much
less settings for it.
Your lipid panel test is on the high side. What is the lipid panel? I am getting livid now.
You business insurance policy doesn’t cover POV. Did they mean point of view, I doubt it. POV?
Nor does your policy cover dual occurrence losses. I thought dual occurrence loss would be paid
twice, but the truth is if one cause is not covered then you receive zero, zilch,
zip, nothing, nada compensation.
I sometimes overhear conversations from my co-workers to
clients and think I am in an alternate universe. Carbides, agglomerate, gamma-prime, or
fin-fan tubes are words that waif from their mouths over the phone to some
unknown person. I must admit they are
engineers and I am not.
Of course, the speakers know what they are saying and
presumably the listener does also. But
often understanding is not a two-sided event.
I’ve been known to stop a conversation with a computer
help desk person or medical professional and ask for clarification of what was
said. On occasion I have informed the
speaker at the outset that I prefer plain English to jargon, abbreviations,
buzzwords, and lingo that is unique to their specialty.
Insidiously, jargon is drifting into all areas of daily
life. “Outside readings” is replacing
old-fashioned book reports in school.
“Upside” has replaced benefit. The phrase “Buy in” means to agree with
not purchase. Specialized language is
often necessary to communicate specialized knowledge accurately, to relay
complex concepts in a single or small number of words to facilitate
understanding. We live in a highly
technical world and jargon is important to relay information between two or
more knowledgeable people.
My beef is when jargon is used to confuse the listener,
delay action, or hide facts for the benefit of the speaker. Have you read your insurance policy, contract
with the telephone company or TV cable provider? Most of us would get a headache trying to decipher
the meaning or give up half-way through the first few pages.
Many speakers of jargon spent years in school and use
jargon to impress others with their knowledge of the subject. I don’t want to hear “negative outcome” from a
doctor (the patient died) or my financial advisor tell me, “We’ve had a market
correction” (you’ve lost 10% of your portfolio).
Sometimes jargon is reduced to abbreviations.
Have you experienced a RIF? Fired!
Do you have a good CD?
Music or bank account?
BM. Body mass or
bowel movement?
CAD. Coronary artery
disease or computer assisted drawing?
HUD. Is this a government
agency or the title of an old movie?
I’d rather get a letter from SSA than SSS. (I am old
enough for SSA, and too old for SSS).
There was a cell phone commercial that made famous the
phrase, “Can you hear me now?” I would
prefer the phrase, “Can you understand me now?”
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